ctrl-alt-kinkshame

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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prismatoons

All “sans Undertale in smash” jokes aside, I’m so proud of Toby Fox?

His little indie game he didn’t think many people would like has gotten so popular that his character is technically in smash, one of the most popular games ever.

Like, go fucking off Toby. You absolute legend. I hope he’s having the time of his life.

shesafunnyshoney

Also the megalovania remix fucking SLAPS

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kellyinawheeliebin
shavingryansprivates

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

kanyemotherfuckingwest

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

skarodegradation

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

notchicken

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

residentartichoke

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

russiasgloriousthighs

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

saikoyones

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

pizza-bagel

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

patchworkmagnolia

You’re all fucked up

luidilovins

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

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praise-beebo

Omg yeah we used to sing the first one about the baseball bat on the playground in elementary school 😂

lets get together and kill barney with a pitchfork and knife and a piece of dynomite no more purple dinosaur ours was